I've been living a lie for far too long. I think it's about time that I come clean with everyone. I'm sure you've seen stories about the heroic Bink Boy in all the tabloids lately, doing things such as saving little sisters from untimely poopy diapers and finding lost sippy cups in chaotic toy boxes. Many have wondered who this handsome and mysterious little man was, well I'm here today telling you that it is me. In the past I kept my identity secret to protect those I love, but after recent events involving an unlucky paparazzi, it has become necessary to tell the world.
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