Funny Thoughts

The other night I was looking at a picture book with Daddy and saw a lioness. I asked him what it was and he told me it was a lion then asked what I should do if I see a lion.

"I would run away!"

"Good idea, they're strong and fast Aleric."

"But I would get a stick and I would put fire on it then I would come back and hit the lion's back and it would run away because it is afraid of fire!"

"Hmmm... that just might work son."

Then two days ago we went to the beach. I decided to test my daddy's commitment to my wellbeing.

"Daddy if you lost me in the water would you cry?"

"Of course Aleric. I would cry forever!"

"Forever ever ever ever ever?"

"At least that long man!"

"Daddy... if I lost you in the water I would just go in and get you..."

As you can see, I am a man of action!