Lately I've been thinking. Mommy and Daddy use silverware, Mommy and Daddy are big people. Since my ultimate goal in life is to be a big person, I figured using silverware is as good a place to start as any. I'm not sure Daddy's decision to start me off with blackberry yogurt was the wisest, but Mommy made him clean up the mess anyways so it wasn't my problem. This experience made me wish I had taste buds on my face, but Daddy told me that would look pretty weird. Anyways, the path to being a big person is obviously going to be a long and messy road.
No comments:
Post a Comment